Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Mann ki baat!

Right now I am sitting in an exam hall. Yes seriously! But not as a student, as an invigilator. On the other side of the room ki ye journey kab teh hui pata hi nahi chala. Anyway, hum sabko pata hai ke students exam hall me kya sochte hain, but do you know what are the thoughts of an invigilator? Trust me, you don't!


Aree yaar, 3 ghante bore hone wali hun main fir se

Kitne boring bacche hain, koi cheating hi ni kar raha. Ya to inko sab ata hai, ya kuch bhi nahi

Ye sath wala invigilator kuch bolta kyun nahi

Boringggg

Kitna time reh gya

Pata hai mujhe red shirt wale, tu cheating kar raha hai, jyada smart mat ban. Karle koi na chal

Bas ab jyada ho raha hai tera

Ye itna tyar ho ke exam dene ayi hai, hum to aise hi gande se ban ke chale jate the

Banda smart hai yaar ye wala

Iski dress achi hai, online mangvayi hogi pakka

Kitna time reh gaya

Meri shakal pe answers likhe hain, apni sheet par dhyan de bhai

8 lights aur 6 fans, bahut na insaafi

Kitni vehli ho rahi hai tu

Ufff kitna time reh gya

Thank God kuch khane ko aa gya

Ye itne bade rasgulle kyun rakhte hain menu mein

Besharam ban ke dhoos le ladki, gaaliyan to nikal hi rahe honge kiddos

Tumhe abi hi time puchna tha jab mere muh me rasgulla tha

Yay, its about to get over

Bas bhi kro ab, kya likhe ja re ho

Finally its over, ab ja k araam se soungi ;)